Waffle League Awards
1st Place (the Coveted 1933 Holliwood Waffle Iron)- the Howlin' Goats
2nd Place (a cool folk art painting of a Yankee
soldier)- the People's Revolutionary Jug Band
People's Choice Award (a bedazzled PBR can [you know, a blue ribbon?])- Wayne McFarlane & the Fighting Black Irish of County Tyrone
Jug Slut (washtub bass plaque, just resurfaced this year!)- Dr. Dog: Tim Bradach (even though he only performed
once, he was SUPPOSED to have performed three times, but two of his bands got stuck by the weather
Best Jug (a jar of Dr. Spitty's Miracle Elixir)- the double fisted jugger from Sasquatch Wristwatch
Best Washboard (TP tube torch)- The fella from We Know Haugh (not present)
Best Song
(Paper-towel tube torch)- the Sliced Bread Jug Band with their original
composition, a Marxist gospel tune, "You Better Get Right With the
Lord"
Best Bribe
(TP tube torch)- Sasquatch Wristwatch with: a bottle of sparkling pear
juice; two different butter bean salads, one vegetarian, one with meat; a
gift certificate to the Eagle's Nest play area for families; creamed
honey;
brandy-infused chocolates; cornbread
Most Unique Bribe (TP tube torch)- Alien Brain & the Jugular Vein, with cast-aluminum jug-shaped ashtrays engraved with the Alien Brain logo
The Kim Roe Baby on the Back Award (a sippy cup full of jewels)- the fiddler from Wayne's group
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